Ask Zapper Zaku

While I'm at it, do you even HAVE a nose?

YES I HAVE A NOSE! I have olfactory sensors in my vents that open and close when I’m not ingesting energon. AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT FRESH CONCRETE SMELLS GREAT.

But how do you know what fresh concrete in the morning smells like when the Dark Axis homeworld doesn't seem to have a morning? And is just purple all the time?

betterbemeta

Axia is covered by a giant cloud of toxic gas and pollution left over by the humans that used to live there. The Great War that happened between them and the rebelling robots didn’t help either—between all the nuclear weapons and resulting fallout, the radiation pretty much destroyed all organic life. I’m not sure why everything is purple either, but I heard Professor Gerbera mention once that it has something to do with the Dark Energon veins on Axia’s surface reflecting light off the surface of the clouds. I don’t remember all the details. It was boring scientific slag…

I have no idea how mornings in Axia work. I mean, you can TELL when it’s supposed to be daytime because its gets significantly lighter, but you never see the fraggin’ sun. Sure, you can see the MOONS fine, but man, I have no idea what’s up with the sun not coming through. The sun is brighter than the moons, for Pitt’s sake! Professor Gerbera might know something, but I’m as stumped as you are, kid.

"Zipper, open the damned door..." Grappler continued to knock on their room door. Grumbling, he got fed up with waiting to walked in. "You aft-head, what's your--" The sight that greeted him wasn't pretty, at all. Zapper's helm was in pieces... his gun still steaming from use. He fell back and shivered hard, his logic center crashing. He couldn't speak, the effects of bondshock starting to seep into his broken processor.

Anonymous

((NO. THIS IS NOT OKAY.))

You walk in after my muse has just commited suicide. Send me your muse’s reaction.

depressedfrost:

I need feels.

grappler-gouf:

thatboxylady:

askcavalier:

thatboxylady:

imagineyuorotp:

Imagine your OTP’s child getting hit by a school bus on the first day of school.

((Suddenly this happened. OOPS.))

“Alright Brass, here’s the deal…”

Grappler rolled his optic, glancing sideways at his bondmate and sparkling as they waited outside the flower shop at the crosswalk. Zapper had been trying to peptalk the tiny, Gundamium buit Zako for the past twenty minutes since they woke up that morning. Unfortunately, it didn’t seem to be working. If there was one thing Brass definitely inherited from the two of them, it was their rock-solid stubbornness.

“But I dun waaaanaaaa…” Brass pouted, trying to take off her oversized, fluffy cat backpack. “GMs dun havta go to school! And I dun wanna go to school with a buncha smelly fleshies!“

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((FFFFFFFFF I was almost crying! asdflkjsdflkjdglkjsdf Shocky y u do this?))

BECAUSE SPARKLINGS GETTING HIT BY BUSES WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY TO ME.

((BOOXXXX. YOU SUCK…. c: ))

*HIGH PITCHED WHINING NOISES*

Grappler held Brass' hand tightly and she laid a well-sized bouquet of flowers at the grave-- flowers from their shop. She started to sniffle and he pulled her close to him. He knew that this day would come sooner or later, but he wasn't prepared for it. He'd never be prepared for it. "You always were a slagger, Zipper..." His vent curled into a pained frown and he dropped down to hug Brass tightly. "But you were MY slagger..."

zerogal5

((NO THIS IS NOT OKAY YOU STOP THAT))

My muse has been dead for years. On the anniversary of their death, your muse goes to visit their grave. What do they say?

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

Who's the roughest in the berth? It's GOT to be Grappler, right? I BET HE MAKES YOU CRY....

Anonymous

I usually let Grappler get away with being rough because he has to compensate, and at least I can handle it.

When I’m rough? It takes him WEEKS to walk straight again.

grappler-gouf:

transparent-flowers:

Baby blue Hydrangea. Hydrangea macrophylla.

“Look what I found for you, honey.”

“Awww, thank you dear. I’ll be sure to put it in a nice vase next to my gattling gun display.”